1) A shop selling woman's garments in Tardeo reads: Monalisa- another great reason to be a girl.
As if there weren't any other reasons to be one!
2) A sport shop's signboard in Sion says: Sportsfolio.
No chances of of this shop's having a good portfolio!
3) A hair cutting saloon in Tardeo reads: Hairport.
Even though it isn't near the airport, I wonder why the name!
4) Another shop in Tardeo- this time a beauty parlour- that too a shady one reads: Affluent Beauty Parlour.
Wonder what affluent really means considering the parlour's structure was made of tin!
5) In Prabhadevi, a laundry shop read: Wash Well Laundry.
I think that the name came from the client's instructions!
(The comments are solely of the author, however cheesy or non-funny!)